AS PART OF A BROAD PLAN OF MEDIA ACTION PUTTING FORWARD THE TRUE PIRATE ANALYSIS WHENEVER IT IS NEEDED, THIS BLOG WILL SEEK TO COUNTER AGGRESSIVELY AND ACCURATELY THE LIES OF THE PSEUDO-PIRATES AND THEIR ILK.

UNDERSTAND THIS: TRUE PIRACY IS NOW AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN IN BLACK AND WHITE. THE ACCURSED ADVENT OF TECHNICOLOUR BROUGHT ABOUT A SCHISM IN PIRACY WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN HEALED. PSEUDO-PIRATES, WITH THEIR PARROTS WITH BRIGHT PLUMAGE AND THEIR RUDDY RED CHEEKS ARE A MOCKERY OF THE 400 YEARS OF PIRATES WHO WENT ABOUT ‘PON THE SEA IN STURDY MONOCHROME WEARING THE DRAB FEATHERED PLUMES OF THE AFRICAN GREY PARROT.

TO THIS DAY ONLY THE TRUE PIRATE MOVEMENT CONTINUES THE CENTURIES OF UNBROKEN CONTINUITY OF PIRATE TRADITIONS. UNTIL THE SEA ONCE AGAIN HEAVES WITH THE GREY SWELL BELOW A GREY SKY, WHILE TRUE PIRATES SAIL THE SALTY BRINE IN SHADES OF BLACK AND WHITE OUR STRUGGLE WILL NEVER END.